A Pinoy Blog About Nothing

Another forwarded email on your left.

Dalawa lang naman pwede mangyari sa ‘yo pag sinabi mo yan:
sagutin ka o sampalin ka sa ka kornyihan mo (and then sagutin ka).

Anyway, I wanted to write another Valentine’s Day piece from, um, an older, wiser perspective. I realized I wasn’t any wiser but definitely older. That tsaka tinatamad ako.

I wrote something way back 1996. It’s cheesy if you’re in the mood for it.

If you want to wallow in your heartbreak, then click here for one of my favorite pieces from Ms. Kunawicz.

Happy Effin Valentine’s Day. Don’t get caught up with it too much. You don’t have to wait for Feb. 14 to say ‘I love you.’

Nyeta traffic na naman.

THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR VALENTINE
(Kung di ka pa sagutin nito ewan ko na…)

you are the…
apple of my eye,
mango of my pie,
palaman of my tinapay,
keso of my monay,
teeth of my suklay,
fingers on my kamay,
blood in my atay,
bubbles of my laway,
sala of my bahay,
foundation of my tulay,
seeds of my palay,
clothes in my ukay-ukay,
calcium in my kalansay,
calamansi on my siomai,
inay of my tatay,
knot on my tie,
toyo on my kuchay,
vitamins in my gulay,
airplane of my Cathay,
stars of my sky,
hammer of my panday,
sand of my Boracay,
sultan of my Brunei,
highlands of my Tagaytay,
mole on my Ate Guy,
baba of my Ai-Ai,
voice of my Inday Garutay,
spinach of my Popeye,
sizzle when I fry,
wind when I paypay,
tungkod when I’m pilay,
feeling when I’m high,
shoulder when I cry,
wings when I fly,
prize when I vie,
cure to my “ARAY!”,
answer to my “WHY?”,
truth behind my lie,
the life after I die…
In short, you’re the center of my buhay :’)