Fwd Email Dept: Elekyson Na!
The circus campaign season officially started today and woe to the children who shall inherit this country if most of these jokers get elected. I find it ironic that campaign season has begun in the same week which ends on Valentine’s Day (good luck with traffic situation on Saturday) — the politicians promising the heaven and the stars for your votes. Panay papogi para lang maka-score.
And in keeping with the season, I promise, this is the last time I’ll be talking about politics, the elections, and state of democratic malnutrition (huh?) we’re in until after the elections. I suppose we’ll have too much of politics in the next couple of weeks.
So in honor of the p(u)ro-paganda, electoral FLATforms, cam-PAIN promises, in the coming days, I give you one of the most cynical forwards I have received in my inbox. Aside from all those spams of course.
Vote well. Please do your part to ensure we’ll have fair, honest and clean elections.
* Lineup 2004 tandem:
GMA/Flavier- Ang Pantay!
Lacson/Sotto- Ang Lagay!
Erap/FPJ- Ang Tagay!
Maceda/Osmena- Ang Taray!
* FPJ victory is the solution to traffic problem!
Dami close negosyo pinoy migrate
Dami mall sara! So konti tao kalye.
WALA NA TRAFFIC!!! FPJ ka na??
* GAME KA NA BA?
Kris: Ilang liters meron ang COKE
FPJ: LITRO? Apat! Liter C, Liter O, Liter K, at Liter E! Hehehe! Wag nyo ‘kong subukan! Matalino ‘to! BOAT ME!
* MAGANDANG UMAGA YO!
bawal ng gamitin ang PO
sabi ni GMA para hindi sumikat ang PO na apelyido
mula ngayon YO na ang gamitin imbes na PO
ayon kay ARRO YO!
* Please answer honestly. If you were to choose between
FPJ or Ping, which country would you migrate to?
* FPJ vowed that once elected he would change the Lower House and Upper House. He wants them to be called ORCHESTRA & BALCONY!
* Philippine Airlines will be taken from Lucio Tan and will be given to Sen Angara if FPJ wins. It will be called, ANGARA-PAL!
* GMA has assured Chinese community they will have a kidnap-free holiday. She asked her men for early vacation.
* Breaking news: Paquito Diaz recruited by Lakas to be GMA’s running mate. Napili siya kasi siya lang ang madalas makagulpi kay FPJ.
* Makit chinese lang palati kidnap? Kasi pak pinoy 3gives, pak bombay 5/6. pak amelikano cledit cald, pelo pak chinese sigulado C.O.D., wala pa issue lesibo.
* Anong song ni GMA?
Bongga k ‘day!
NOPE!
Ocho-Ocho!
NOPE!
E ano?
The Impossible Dream!
1,2,3, sing:
“To dream the impossible dream
to fight the unbeatable Poe”
* GMA’s variant campaign song:
To dream the impossible dream,
to fight the unbeatable Poe,
to bear with unbearable Roco,
to run where gay Ping not go
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
megastina
hahaha! Actually, “yo” is the direct Korean translation of our honorific “po”, and “Arra yo” is a polite expression for “Yes, I understand.”
So it’ll probably work…hehehe.
:)
Feb 11th, 2004
Markmomukhamo
Mega, (hehe Ate Shawie?) at least kahit papaano it made sense somewhere in the world. :) The Philippines seem to be getting stranger every day.
Feb 11th, 2004
daniboybravo
Ilang taon na rin akong di bumoboto.
Maaaring mali. Di ko na kasi makita kung meron pang sense ang aking balota.
Feb 12th, 2004
Markmomukhamo
daniboy, mahabang diskusyon kung bakit mahalaga gamitin ang karapatang bumoto kahit sa tingin mo di mananalo yung kandidato mo pero yung pinakamababaw ay ‘eto: yung di bumoto, walang karapatan magreklamo :)
Feb 12th, 2004
TioPaengMoAko
ayos! pareho na si GMA at si Bush: 1. Pareho na silang nawalan ng kredibilidad; 2. Lahat ng tao naghahanap ng kandidatong tatalo sa kanila.
‘di maaring umangal? bakit hindi, e kinakaltasan ka naman ng buwis, e di maaring umangal. problema nito, pati SSS kumakaltas, e paano kapag nagsara ito sa 2011? ‘yan ang buhay Pinoy. tanggalin na natin ang mga salitang asenso at ginhawa sa wikang Pilipino.
Feb 19th, 2004
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