A Pinoy Blog About Nothing

So went to go and pick her up at her place in Greenhills with Pocholo my BMW. Well it’s not exactly my BMW but it’s my dad’s so it’s practically mine since he worked and became an alcoholic for it and now lives with his 18 year old mistress GRO from Bang Bang Ali and I have the tape to prove it.

So I was driving to pick her up and OMFG I got caught by the parak and made me kikil. I heard so much about these kotong cops from college buddies you know. Well they didn’t exactly got kotonged by the cops but by their drivers. So anyway this fugly policeman said “Ser, nagspeeding yata kayow. Red light pow yun kanina.” So like I told him “Chief, I’m so awa to you here’s 500 pesos so you can buy your family Spam.” So he was all thankful. I didn’t make him away anymore because you know I’m a polisci major and I know their pli..flight…their plyte…their kalagayan. So there. Screw the system!!! Makibaka!!! Because the govt sux!!! I know because the Inquirer says so and other bloggers agree.

I was soooo late picking up G. and she was all pouty which made her even more hot. So we got in and I told her we’re going to this KicK@$$ gig of my friend’s friend ex-gf’s cousin who was like in the same room with one of the Viva Hot Babes once. So that was cool. They have a band called Totally Derivative of Something or something. I forget. I watched them once and they sound like those Eraserhead guys but they look more like they naligo and more photogenic. So yes I like their sound and I also like what they were wearing — something you’d find in an ukay-ukay but more expensive and brand-new but totally rocking. I got pictures.

But anyway, G said she had a hard time at work today and she’s in a bad mood and she’s suffering from something called PMS which is weird because she had that exact same thing like 28 days ago. I hope it’s not contagious. Did I mention she’s like, totally hot? Not Britney Spears hot…you know not as skanky. And she’s not blonde. And she doesn’t sing. And she doesn’t dance. Basta she’s like Britney. She in the fashion industry because she likes clothes. And shopping. And she’s hot. So anyway, she had a hard time at work today because of this @$$h0l3 co-worker right. They had photoshoot with this artista or one of the SCQ people or one of the birds at Mulawin, I forgot and this co-worker of G’s totally forgot the bottled water! OMFG! I can see why she’s upset. I mean what’s G suppose to do? *Go out and get some on her own?* WTF? Why are some people so inconsiderate? G’s the PA for chrissake!!! She’s not supposed to do those sort of things!!! I think that meant Pashionista Arranger or something… On top of that her computer at work wasn’t working properly and she couldn’t log on to her Livejournal to write what just happened. I am so in tonight…I can be this totally sensitive guy.

Good thing I had this night planned out for us, right? But just as I was parking Pocholo, G got this SMS on her Nokia, which was like a totally cool gadget because you can take video and pictures and it’s like a PDA and you can talk to people with it, and she got: “Jst wntd 2 say hi. Tok 2 U lt8r. Tk9ks Yj1k43, l20. Tjhgy87600. ” So I go ask her “Who’s that?” And she said “No one.” But I ask her again “Who’s that?” And she said “No one.” But I ask “No really, who’s that?” But she said “No one.” This went on for like 30 minutes and then I said being this totally metrosexual sensitive guy “Hey you make kwento with me on this one, okay? I’m cool about it.” She was kinda teary-eyed but she made me kwento about her ex, Ñ . I learned like this male model guy who cheated on her and he’s still making habol. I just let her talk and I just nodded at the appropriate parts.

And then she was like holding my hands when she was making sira her ex. How hot was that!!! And we were both like sweaty already because the aircon was off and we were whispering. And then finally, we were doing it at the parking lot…

Yes!!! We finally did it!!! We had coffee at the Starbucks near the club. Starbucks coffee is like the best thing that ever happened in Manila. And when I made her hatid I said I’ll IM her later and we talked some more.

G: bye na!!! {{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}
MachoStud: ok
G: you go offline first :P
MachoStud: no you go offline first ;)
G: no you go offline first :P :P :P :P
MachoStud: no you go offline first
G: no kasi you go offline first na!!! :P :P :P :P :P
MachoStud: no you go offline first ;D
G: ok how about we both do it sabay?
MachoStud: ok on 3
G: 1
MachoStud: 2
G: 3!!!
MachoStud: Oh y u still onlyn?
G: LOL

So we did that for like an hour. It’s love I tell you. By the way, here’s a picture of my dog…