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Fwd Email Dept: New Job Titles

From my inbox. Siguro nga, panahon na.

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Memo
Re: Appropriate Job Titles

Siguro napapanahon ng palitan ang mga titulo ng mga katungkulan, Trabaho(job title), o “elected positions” na dati nating nakasanayan. Nakalista sa baba ay mga titulo ng mga posisyon sa English at ang bagong nababagay na bansag sa kanila sa wikang Pilipino:

1. President – Pasimuno
2. Vice President - Kunsintidor
3. Secretary - Palsipikador
4. Treasurer - Kubrador
5. Auditor - Kasabwat
6. Business Manager - Gastador
7. Public Relations Officer - Tsismoso
8. Sergeant-at-Arms - Pasaway
9. Representative - Pahamak
10. Observer - Usisero

11. Advocate - Taga-batikos
12. Spokesman - Bolero
13. Moderator - Taga-bulabog
14. Announcer - Manggugulat
15. Monitor - Taga-silip
16. Inspector - Taga-lapirot
17. Investigator - Mangangalkal
18. Enforcer - Tirador
19. Jail Warden - Sadista
20. Prosecutor - Tagapaglait
21. Judge - Pilato o Tagahugas-kamay
22. Aide - Taga-istorbo
23. Assistant - Galamay
24. Adviser - Sulsol
25. Consultant - Manggagancho
26. Contractor - Estapador
27. Expert - Punong-Yabang
28. Technical Writer - Manlilinlang
29. Spin Doctor - Taga-himas
30. Headhunter - Taga-silat
31. Headshrinker - Basagulero
32. Director - Taga-udyok
33. Manager - Taga-silip ng stock ng Boss
34. Supervisor - Taga-salo ng galit ng Boss
35. Sales Vendor - Pirata
36. Lawyer - Pang-gulo
37. Plastic Surgeon - Tiga-Sipsip ng Taba
38. Doctor - Tiga-Sipsip ng Pera
39. Distributor - Taga-kalat
40. Delivery Man - Taga-iwan ng Gamit
41. Circulation Head - Taga-bilog ng Ulo
42. Purchaser - Palengkera
43. Receptionist - Palikera
44. Clerk Typist - Taga-parami ng Papel
45. Messenger - Tagatulak ng Papel
46. Janitor - Taga-limas
47. Plumber - Taga-tagas
48. Repairman - Mambubutingting
49. Gardener - Damuho
50. Utility Man - Inutil
51. Watchman - Istambay
52. Security Guard - Bantay-Salakay
53. Doorman - Nagpapalusot
54. Custodian - Taga-ligpit
55. Dispatcher - Taga-dispatsa
56. Driver - Kaskasero
57. Collector - Mangingikil
58. Chance Passenger - Malas na Nakikiangkas
59. Comedian - Alaskador
60. Entertainer - Kerengkeng

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. r.

    How come i havent received this one?!? :)

  2. Hmmm… and how does internet editor (my job) translate? ;-)

    At least my boss appreciated the memo when I showed it to her…

  3. ouch. class president ako sa school. HAHAHA :P

  4. marami akong kilalang WATCHMEN! hehe!

  5. Hi Resty! Alam mo naman kung saan-saan lupalop nanggagaling ang mg fwd mails.

    Hey Banzai! How about Patnugot ng Magkakawing-kawing na Sapot? :)

    Vanya, haha sorry di sinasadya.

    Ga, quiet lang baka mabuking ako hehe.

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