Don’t Hate The Playa…
Chuck Norris Fighting Game (mock video game trailer)
Interesting. What if there were video games based on Pinoys & Pinoy Celebrities?
1. FPJ: Counter-Strike: first-person shooter with no need to reload weapons
2. Dolphy Kong
3. Erap’s Texas Hold ‘Em Poker (oh crap am I going to get spammed?): all the tournaments are held after midnight
4. Halo Garci (pwede rin Where in the World Was Garci?): first-person shooter where you try to assemble a fake passport while avoiding senate inquiries, police, and reporters.
5. Pinoy Big Brother Ragnarok Edition (or Tantra…whatever): RPG where you try to disembowel other competitors in the house.
6. Grand Theft Tricyle: Manila : You’re Bhoy an underage tricycle driver with an illegally acquired driver’s license moving around Metro Manila doing various missions like trike races and bringing passengers to their destination before they have a heart-attack from your driving
7. Katamaran Damacy: government employees tumble around the office making giant paperwork
8. Tekken Ng Ina Mo: a fighting game with the people in your neighbordhood as characters
9. Gran Turista: Joma’s adventures in the Netherlands
10. PGMA’s Tetris: where you try to put square pegs to fit in a round hole so that it’ll form the image you had in mind
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
luis
How about:
1. DVD Tycoon - start out as a lowly pirated DVD vendor; win the game by putting local movie industry out of business.
2. The Starlets - design and control every aspect of your starlet’s life, home and career. spend most of the time speaking unintelligibly and hugging other starlets.
3. Second Life - get a tourist visa to the US and hide from the Bureau of Immigration for as long as you can.
4. Cueshe Hero - play the guitar to songs written by other bands.
:)
Jun 20th, 2006
banzai cat
LOL! You guys are hilarious! :-D
And why no comment on Dolphy Kong? Does it speak for itself? ;-)
Jun 21st, 2006
markmomukhamo
Awesome adds, Luis! I forgot to mention Alyssa Alano’s Karaoke Jam where you try to guess the song and melody just by reading the mangled lyrics showing up on screen! AA’s DDR not inlcuded.
Banzai, I just thought it was just funny picturing Dolphy in his sando and puruntong shorts hurtling barrels down on a Mario-like character (Panchito?) while protecting Lotis Key.
Jun 22nd, 2006
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