If I didn’t see this show with my own eyes this lunchtime, I wouldn’t comprehend just how hilarious it was. Here are excerpts from the MTB Go segment today, with 5 guys from Fairview as contestants.
“Kuya Dick” and Ai-Ai de las Alas, between fits of laughter, moderated.
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Ai-Ai: Ang lakatan, latundan at senyorita ay…
Contestant: Ah…lakatan?
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Kuya Dick: Ano ang tawag sa nasa tuktok ng ulo ng manok?
Guy #1: Ribbon…ribbon.
Ai-Ai: Mali! O, kayong apat (referring to other contestants) pwede kayong mag-steal…go!
Guy #2: Payong!
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Ai-Ai and Kuya Dick: Tapusin nyo ‘to:
“When there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?”
Guy #1: Security!
Ai-Ai and Kuya Dick: (After laughing their heads off) O sige na, kayong apat, mag-steal kayo…
“When there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?”
Guy #2: (Softly) Pulis..?
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Uy, tama nga naman. Kayo talaga. Hehe.
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