I’ve never been a TV addict. In fact, for two straight years in Manila I didn’t have a TV in my apartment, only occassionally watching the news or the Oscars or some episodes of SATC, Friends, or Survivor at Mark’s house. The only shows I could watch for extended periods of time are The Simpsons, re-runs of Seinfeld, and CSI Las Vegas.
In the past year and a half however, I found myself in unfamiliar surroundings in Florida, and not having the usual gimiks and activites I once had, I spent more time in front of the TV than I would have liked, and learned more about “reality shows” than I care to think.
One of the things I learned is that not all “reality” TV shows are created equal. A few of them are well-produced, while many are just poorly-made knock-offs.
Here is my take on the winners and losers of the “reality” TV world in 2005. Admittedly, I’m no expert, so take my opinions with a grain of salt. Some of these shows I’ve followed for a couple of seasons or so, some I’ve started watching just recently, and some I’ve only seen a part or a few episodes of before changing the channel in utter disgust.
You have been warned.
the winners
The Amazing Race - a million dollar prize, a globe-trotting itinerary, interesting culturally-relevant challenges, and a chance to see different places and different cultures - how cool is that?
Survivor: Palau - the longest-running “reality show” has experienced peaks and dips throughout its past nine seasons, but it has two major things going for it - a big budget and a loyal following
The Apprentice - The Donald and his two alalays (assistants) can be so unbelievably boring and wishy-washy at times, but overachievers runnning around NYC have a certain appeal, plus the show has been able to successfully tap into big-time advertisers so far. and, it seems that the spin on season 3, “street smarts vs. book smarts”, is going to be a another big winner
the so-so
American Idol - while this show is very popular and is a big ratings hit, some of the contestants (even the semifinalists) are really low on talent. and i just really dislike simon
Fear Factor - the show has been experimenting with spin-offs, but after the initial novelty and shock value, it seems to be losing its appeal
the losers
The Rebel Billionaire - an ‘apprentice’ wannabe, with sir richard branson instead of donald trump, just doesn’t have the same flair and production know-how as ‘the apprentice’, and comes across as cheesy a lot of times
Nanny 911 - the families all have the same problems: unruly, uncontrollable kids and parents who can’t discipline them. they don’t need nanny 911 for short-term solutions, they need real-life counselling
Trading Spouses - although there was no actual carnal exchange of spouses involved in the episodes i saw, the title of the program insinuates sleaziness. the episodes that i did see were poorly made, and not interesting at all
The Biggest Loser - overweight people fighting against the odds and turning into fit, telegenic ‘personalities’ may have its appeal at the beginning, but the show quickly turns into something very b-o-r-i-n-g
The Swan - plastic surgeons cut up “ugly ducklings” and turn them into physically perfect “swans” who then compete in a beauty pageant… eeewww…
The Newlyweds - please, please, please no more jessical simpsonisms and general airheadedness messing up the already messy airwaves
really big losers (or, shows i hope will never see airing again)
Who’s Your Daddy? - an adoptee attempting to identify her biological dad from a group of men, and getting the prize money of $100,000 for doing it…just seems very, very sad…
Paradise Hotel - the hotel is the only tasteful thing in this production full of catty women and sleazy men. plus, the producers/directors couldn’t make up their minds what to do with the show, changing the rules as they went along, even bringing back some people who’ve already been booted out, and just generally messing the minds of the contestants. thankfully, it’s no longer airing. to that i say, good riddance.
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