Thu 14 Sep 2006
do you want rice with that bean curd?
Over the last five years I’ve come to the gradual but definite realization that I may be one of those people whose appearance invites random questions, commentary, or conversation.
While in Manila, people have stopped me in the streets, inside office buildings and in restaurants, to ask for directions. This has amused my husband no end, because he’s the native Manileno, but when we’re together, no one ever asks him for directions. I, on the other hand, grew up in Cebu, and have been known to get lost turning wrong corners inside Glorietta.
After the nth time that this happened, I just accepted the possibility that I might have a “helpful aura” – you know, the invsibile equivalent to those giant, lighted arrows you see in banks, floating just a few inches over my head and pointing down with a sign saying “I can help you over here”. That, or I just have that non-intimidating face that says to friends and strangers alike “hey, come ask me for directions or to just say something random/funny/strange”. Truth be told, I’ve gotten so used to it that I don’t really mind it at all.
When we came to the U.S., these incidents have occurred more and more often. I’ve accepted this too as a given, after all, television, the movies, and a few American friends have prepared me to expect Americans to be generally more assertive than many Filipinos when it comes to approaching strangers and starting conversations.
Yes, people still ask me for directions, whether I’m in Florida, New York or the Bay Area. I’ve had strangers I sit with on the bus engage me in conversations about World War II, their disabilities and how they were coping, as well as job opportunities for immigrants. A bus driver gave me a quick history on the real estate boom in the Florida Treasure Coast. Once, someone even asked me where I have my uniform made, while we were both standing in line to get coffee and donuts. I’ve taken all these and the like in stride and in good humor.
But some incidents still surprise me, make me smile in amusement, or even laugh out loud. These “extraordinary” incidents include being given an origami rose while eating alone in a restaurant, having an older gentleman in his 80s discuss business with me in a bookstore for almost an hour, and having someone stop in the middle of bicycling down the street to tell me I have nice shoes.
Lately, these random encounters and unexpected conversations have bordered on the hilarious. At the salon earlier this week, my new hairstylist Hannah came up to introduce herself to me and ask what I wanted done with my hair. She told me she was Vietnamese, and she asked me if I was Filipino, to which I said yes. When I fluffed my hair out to show her what it looked like, she stepped back and said, “Wow, you have black hair!”.
Before I could blurt out a response (which was going to be: “Well, yeah, I’m Asian”), Hannah hurriedly said that most Filipinas she had met in the U.S. either had reddish or copper-colored hair. Aha! We both had a hearty chuckle at that.
Just this afternoon, I stopped by a Chinese restaurant to order some food for dinner. The only thing I ordered was Schezuan bean curd with ground meat, because I wanted something very hot and spicy. No noodles, no rice. When the food came, the kitchen staff who brought it to me looked surprised, stopped in her tracks, looked at the brown bag she held containing the super-hot and spicy Schezuan bean curd, looked back at me as if she wasn’t sure she could trust me to eat the dish without crying, smiled, and asked, “You have rice at home?”. I smiled back and nodded, yes, thank you, I have some rice at home.
And lastly, when I was in the middle of writing this post, there was a knock on the door. Standing outside was our next-door neighbor whom we’ve met in the hallway a few times but whom we’ve never exchanged more than greeting-nods. He was in his night-out-in-town clothes. He couldn’t locate his cellphone in their apartment, he said, and asked me nicely if I could dial his number on our phone so that his cellphone would ring and he can find it. I did as he asked, and a minute later he passed by again, thanking me for helping him find his phone. I went back to the computer and started writing where I had left off. After a few minutes, our phone rang. The number looked familiar, so I answered it.
“Hello?”
Silence.
“Hello?”
“Um, I just got a missed call from this number?” said the voice at the other end.
“Are you my neighbor?”, I asked, trying not to laugh.
“Oh. Oh yeah. Sorry.”
Aha.
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ok this morning, i wanted to have a smile after a long work week and to start the weekend. i opened my internet trying to find amusing sites (including Perez Hilton for gossip, rickey.org for reality TV I missed, or Inq.7 – all were previouly amusing but not this week)
and i stumbled upon my technorati feeds and lo and behold your post – THIS POST
and I have a smile on my face to last me past over the weekend! Isnt that amusing? little things or change that – Petite things that make us smile!
ayong buntag Petite!
thanks for the kind words, junnie! i’m glad i was able to put a smile on your face this time. consider it “returning the favor”, as your photos and blog entries have made me smile so many times over the past few of years.
btw, three years na pala kayo ni mitzi sa canada, no? congrats and good luck on your future endeavors and adventures!
Hi girl! You must give off a saintly vibe, strangers seem to gravitate towards you. I had a weird experience once: in college I was in a jeepney, wearing shorts, when the middle-aged lady seated across from me caressed my leg(!) and asked, “What lotion do you use?” Imagine. Now what vibe is that? LOL
oh my! i couldn’t stop laughing when i read your story, melissabee! um…i think you might have the ‘sexy vibe’ going.
and you must have gorgeous legs too!
nung college ako, natutulog ako sa loob ng bus when somebody touched my legs too. i looked up and it was a gay guy with a “come hither” look. i told him to f*ck off but what i should have said was “i use jergens lotion” instead.
nagluto ako ng bean curd with ground meat last week. you can buy the Schezuan sauce mix in the asian groceries. simple to prepare and yummy. this is one soul food when we were still in singapore… rice, spicy tofu and ground meat with fried shrimp paste chicken (ie, pritong manok na may bagoong marinate).
LOL! unkle batjay, are you saying you have gorgeous legs too?
kakatakot pala mag-commute sa manila ano, it doesn’t matter if you’re a guy or a girl, bigla na lang mey hahawak sa legs mo.
thanks for the tip, btw! i want to make my own spicy bean curd with ground meat dish so i can control the spicyness and the amount of food i cook. the serving from the restaurant is so huge kasi, we end up with a lot of leftovers.
You must be a very sweet and nice person…
I remember the other day someone came up to me in my own town. He said that I do not look like local but tourist… hai
I guess you’d be a very good conversationalist and have lotsa experience to tell bout it too
thanks, zeroimpact! i do try to be nice…most of the time.
i’m not very sure how good a conversationalist i am, but my friends know that i will talk about almost anything…
Yes, that is great… if you can talk bout anything then you are sure to be a good conversationalist… I like listening at times and I do try to be nice most of the time too
the bus hipo experience is a true story. muntik ko nang sapakin yung bading but i was too surprised to move.
madali lang gawin yung bean curd with ground meat. fry the meat, add the sauce, simmer, add the bean curd. tapos!
lami kaayo.
you sound like a cool, nice person too, zeroimpact. i’m looking forward to having more online ‘conversations’ with you!
naniwala po ako sa yo, unkle b., niloloko lang kita.
kaka-bukas lang ng ‘whole foods market’ malapit dito sa amin, so i should be able to get all my ingredients for the bean curd dish in one place. i can’t wait to try it. yum!
Thanks…
I hope I’m up to that expectation
LOL
I will be looking forward to more conversations with you too
when i was still in the phils, it annoys me no end that almost everyday people would come up to me to ask for directions, people in the bus suddenly chatting up with me to while away the time, people in the bank doing the same… anywhere actually.
when i got here in korea, i noticed that most koreans are the same with filipinos, they ask you directions, chat up with you in subways, bus, banks, etc… the funny thing is when i told my filipino friends here about this, they said i must be wearing an invisible “miss information center” tag on my forehead because most koreans do not normally ask/talk to foreigners.
oh well, i do look like a korean. need i say more? aha! but back home, in the philippines… it’s really bugging me to this day… i must really be wearing that invisible tag.
deity: pareho pala tayo when it comes to this, dearie! maybe we look very friendly or “simpatika”, no? or maybe mukhang alam natin ginagawa natin, hehe.
dati i really get surprised and sometimes even alarmed when these things happen, but now i just take it all in stride.
oh yeah petite, people don’t ask directions from dumb-looking gurls. ahahahahha… makes me think i look smart. i wish it’s for real. ha ha ha.